where to begin?

within the first 10 seconds he is out of step with the drum machine his mother gave him on his 47th birthday.
his hair is lovely
his guitar is slung too low
the excellent "VHS laid next to a magnet" video quality
the $79.95 Peavy practice amp in the corner that clearly goes to 11
he's Italian
all that magic from just six strings

and the camel toe.