But where do you put your balls?

This new sporting toy lets you do three outdoor activities all at once, drinking, peeing, and having an awkwardly satisfied expression on your face for no reason.

Arnica does not golf. He has golfed but if you were watching him, you would say, he was not playing golf. Anyway, during those rare golf games, one of the few fun things Arnica enjoyed doing was playing the "hunt for a place to pee" game.