Public Service Announcement #342

Men (and sensible shoe wearers), go here, enter the date that Aunt Ruby makes here monthly visit to your smarter half, and you will get a reminder every month as to when you need to get the Furk out of Dodge or whatever you do to make it so you can continue to watch sports, not clean your messes, not cook, not listen to her when she is moving her lips in your direction, and maintain your collection of porno from the late 70's and early 80's (the big muff era).