Thank you, Jesus

You work in mysterious ways.

Now, please insert a red-hot pipe up Carl Rove's arse, and we can call it good. Oh, and work on that Sarah Palin pin-up calendar Arnica mentioned in his prayers last night. You're running out of time. 2009 is almost here.

If you, like most readers of "theChords," don't understand what the hell it is Arnica is typing about, click on the above link.