Ball Buster

Oh, wait. Hows 'bout Sack Crack? Oh, better, what about Dick Hertz? No... Arnica has it, tool target trauma. Um, no. Oh, Oh, Oh, try this; phallic fail? Ya, that's it.

WASHINGTON — Under Armour Inc. has issued a voluntary recall of more than 200,000 athletic cups as they can break when hit, posing a risk of serious injury to the wearer.
Baltimore-based Under Armour said it has received five reports of cups breaking and one report of injury, which involved cuts and bruising.