Monday, March 5

Whats wrong with public restrooms?

Public pubic hairs.

Arnica was taking a break from his top secret work and strolled down to the common restrooms, and as he looked down at his business, his gaze was met with various, multi-colored, crinkled hairs dancing on the porcelain. And when he went to wash vigorously the hands that do his dirty work, his eyes were again accosted by pubic hairs, this time resting quietly and languishing peacefully on the sink.

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