Tuesday, September 4

Shrink ray works

Congratulations to Dr. VonKraptakular for perfecting his new teensy ray.

Lacking any funding for suitable test subjects, Dr. V had to improvise. Lab rats are the expensive preferred test subject for testing shrink rays since their small brains improve the effectiveness of the ray. Dr. V chose the next best thing; test
subjects who(how can Arnica say this kindly) wont leave a big mental foot print on society's sandy beaches. Dr. V chose a lame guitar player as his first test subject. And as you can see from the results, the shrink ray was a success and none of the guitar player's suckiness was lost in the experiment.

Hats off to you, Dr. V.

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