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Sad news on the jizz front today.

Jessica Alba, the instigator of many ejaculations across America, announced that her Catholic beliefs prevent her from ever doing a nude scene on screen.

Sad as this is for mayo squirters everywhere, the saddest part of this story is that Jessica Alba is Catholic.

Now Arnica has had his beef in the past with the Catholic Church, most recently being his disdain for their insistence that he kneel twelve times during the services and their refusal to implement a second serving policy with their food and drink service—so it comes as no surprise the the Cathos frown on nudity on movie screens by their more uber hot members. but what about Arnica's uber hot member? Does it not also need redemption and salvation? Amen.