Dick goes there?

This is a gizmo that uses "lasers" to do something and then music comes out and... whatever! Learn to play a violin for Christ sake! Quit making gadgets for fuck-tards with too much dough and not enough Do-re-mi, if you know what Arnica means. And if you do know what Arnica means, please email him and let him know because as he types, he is forgetting why he started. Oh yes... what would happen if you stuck your paypay in there? And if you are paypay challenged—your taytays then?