Dear Gawd,

Please forgive Arnica for all the times he used your name in a bad way, like the time he said, Gawd hates plucked eyebrows on men. Arnica as no facts to back that up. Maybe you do like plucked eyebrows on men. Maybe it's your, "thing." Who is to judge.

Gawd, Arnica is also sorry he ever doubted your existence. The fact that we have turduckin at Thanksgiving, is proof that your love shines down on us in mysterious ways.

Now, please turn Arnica's wife into a Nympho. It is the way you intended it to be, after all.

A(wo)MEN.

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