Tuesday, October 7

Drinking regardless

So tonight is another opportunity to drink while pretending you are all smart and stuff. Tonight, the second presidential debate take place on the tayvay, and you can be a part of it. How? By drinking whenever one of the following things happen:

If B. Husain O. wears a tie, drink.
If Grampy McSuck shakes his opponent's hand, drink.
If you sit through the entire debate without the aid of uppers but with the hindrance of booze, drink some more.

Have fun tonight. don't drink too little. Nothing good ever comes of that.

2 comments:

House of Brat said...

You forgot if McCain says "my friends" or "maverick."

Arnica Montana said...

Well, you would be in a coma if you drank that much.