Let the games begin

Arnica will be playing a new drinking game for the VP debates on Thursday.

Every time Sarah Palin mentions Alaska having anything to do with national security because of it's proximity to Russia, Arnica will drink.

Every time Sarah Palin mentions her experience as Mayor and compares it to community organizing, Arnica will drink.

Every time Sarah Palin mentions Alaska's oil pipe line, Arnica will drink.

If Sarah Palin walks out wearing an outfit that shows off her trunk junk, Arnica will drink.

If Sarah Palin turns Arnica on—in any way (by touching her silky brown hair, or touching her sexy librarian glasses), Arnica will excuse himself to the bedroom for approximately 26 seconds.

Every time Sarah Palin pronounces the hard 'A' sound, (such as Taaad for Todd, or Gaaaad for God) Arnica will drink.

If Joe Bidens' hair plugs become visible, Arnica will drink.

If Joe Biden mentions his 135 year old mother, Arnica will drink.

If Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin cry, Arnica will laugh with delight.

If Sarah Palin makes Joe Biden cry, Arnica will drink.

How will you enjoy the night? Please contribute your game rules: