Sunday, November 30

Move! Damn you, Move!

This day greets Arnica with such sad news from his distant and beloved friend, Jeff Adams. It seems Mr. Adams has been having a dickens of a time moving some old merchandise, and the backup is causing quite a stink.

The goods were set to move soon after Thanksgiving, but a large immovable blockade has closed-off the only escape route. This has caused a complete shutting down of all exports from system.

Mr. Adams, we wish you well in your efforts to blow out your stock. You have truly had the blackest of black Fridays, and a gray Saturday, it appears as well.

3 comments:

House of Brat said...

TMI! TMI! TMI!!!

Arnica Montana said...

His not mine.

House of Brat said...

Aren't you glad it's not you!