Arnica loves this bike. Arnica needs this bike. Arnica needs to continue his daily steroid intake for another month before he could even attempt to peddle that puppy down the corner.
Oh but when he does muster the strength to ride that bad boy, the be-atches will be all up on his tip, begging him to break them off something proper like.
Hey, Ho. Hey, Ho. Can Arnica get a wuh wuh?