Wednesday, December 31

Farewell, 2008.

We barely survived Ye.

Happy New Year to all the Arnica faithful; all four of you. Without you, Arnica is nothing. Thank you to Jeff, Susie, Jessica and Dave. You complete Arnica. Usually when Arnica barfs on his keyboard in the form of a blog entry, he has one of you in his head as he writes.*

Thanks so much for reading this crap!!!

Anyway, here at the lab, Arnica heard a joke, and because he laughed, it has been proven that Arnica is a racist.

Here is the joke. In 2008, everybody got what they wanted. The blacks got Obama and the whites got O.J.

Now, go get drunk.


* if you read this blog and feel left out that you were not thanked, then for Gawd's sake post a comment or something every once in a while. Arnica can't thank you if he doesn't know you exist. Sheesh!

7 comments:

Jeff Adams said...

Keep on keeping on, Arnica. We love you.

Oh, and yeah, that's completely racist because it's premised on the equasion "WHITE + BLACK = EVERYONE." This, of course, ignores the races that make up all of the other beautiful colors of the rainbow who will hopefully all work together in 2009 to make this country a happier, healthier and more tolerant place.

(Except those EFFING South Pacific Islanders!!! I HATE them SO MUCH!!!)

Arnica Montana said...

Dear misinformed reader,

Guam is north of the equator, making it a north pacific island. Sheesh.

How about this:
in 2008 everyone got what they wanted. Blacks got Obama, Whites got OJ and browns got to stay in the coutnry and take our jobs. Brown bastards.

Ya, that's a better joke.

Arnica Montana said...

Dear misinformed reader,

Guam is north of the equator, making it a north pacific island. Sheesh.

How about this:
in 2008 everyone got what they wanted. Blacks got Obama, Whites got OJ and browns got to stay in the coutnry and take our jobs. Brown bastards.

Ya, that's a better joke.

Jeff Adams said...

Feh! "South" = south of me.

South Dakota, South Carolina and The Deep South are not south of the equator, you ignorant double-posting half-Guamanian!

dashap said...

How about this?
Everybody got what they wanted:
Liberal Democrats got the White House, Evangelical Republicans got fucked in the ass!

haha!

Caleb Powell said...

Guam and the Pacific Islands north of the equator make up Micronesia.

The South Pacific Islands, from Tonga and Samoa, to Tahiti, are Polynesia.

Guam sits on top of the Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the ocean on earth, as well.

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