Friday, January 16

Everything is soup

Arnica has a microwave. On it are all the normal buttons and things that you would expect on a microwave. Most of those buttons, Arnica has no idea how to use. Arnica would be constantly standing next to that microwave, with a luke-warm plate of meatloaf, cussing and being hungry, if not for the fact that in addition to all those useless buttons, there are a bunch of useful buttons with food names next to them. There is a coffee button, a popcorn button, a frozen chicken button and a very useful soup button.

1 comment:

Caleb Powell said...

I see Gravy is at Third Place next Friday. Might make that.


(Matt Setter is soup, too)