Shit a Light

Today, Arnica is burdened with the new(ish) CD from the Rolling Stones, Shine a Light. His co-wanker handed it to him and said to give it a listen. Arnica gave it a listen and now wants it back.

Mick, please stop. You are embarrassing yourself, and embarrassing all who can actually sing.

Guitar playing guys, you too, please stop. Have you ever heard of a tuner, or a distortion box, or a new riff, or a non-meandering solo?

Now, don't get Arnica wrong. He loves that these old farts keep farting on vinyl and on stage all these years. But their farts stink.