Sunday, March 8

give it up

As you have undoubtedly noticed, dear atheistic hell-going readers, the enteringnuts is a bit less traveled these days. A herd of cattle known as catholics have been asked by their keepers to give up computers for lintels.

Now, why a group of grown people would listen to men in dresses and give up something important like the chance to overstate their importance to the world by posting their bowel movements for a bowl of beans, is a mystery to Arnica. But Arnica understands that mysteries are a big part of catholicness. One mystery that comes to mind is the mystery of the tasteless cracker. Another is the mystery of the tiny crabs of doom (also known as the burning bush).

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