There is this drug being peddled to the quatrogenarians of this land. It's street name is Facebook. Its pharmaceutical name is Oversharingitis. It's a drug Arnica has partaken of and, most likely, will continue to partake of. But Arnica does not know what to do with this request from a dear drunk friend via Facebook's request-for-crap dealeo.
Here is a Purple Crocus plant for your (Lil) Green Patch. Could you help me by sending a plant back? Together we can fight Global Warming!
What? How? Huh?