Wednesday, April 1

PhotoShop being used for good

Rest easy, America. Kim "PaDow!" Kardashian's droopy bits have been cleaned up and she has been made ready for public consumption.

Too bad. Who is she, anyway? Last time Arnica checked, to deserve a decent PhotoShop treatment, you needed to be a model or an actress or talented or smart. She doesnt look to be any.

If there's junk in the trunk, then the funk is a slam-bah-dunk-a-dunk. Arnica got a hernia and a cramp just typing that last bit. Arnica does not know what even means. help me.

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