Friday, June 5

You, tattoo?

Tattoos are like opinions which are like butt holes. Everyone seems to have one, and they all stink.

If you are thinking of getting yourself a tramp-stamp or a dork-doodle or a lame-stain or a future regret (as Arnica calls them), then you should do your bad self a favor and read this article by Kate Sedgwick before you do anything pre-calculus like getting your favorite pair of shoes inked on your treasure trail.

an excerpt:
Any Placement Of A Dolphin
Bad enough on a necklace or a t-shirt, the dolphin tattoo indicates a desire to be seen as peace and earth loving. The bad news is that you were probably inspired to get it after an alcohol fueled domestic abuse disturbance that resulted in your arrest.

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