Friday, July 3

good to know

Arnica is doing well in Chicago. He has already had two Chicago style hot dogs, five white castle sliders and lots and lots of beer.

During a recent visit to one of Chicago's zoos (they have three if you include their local government) Arnica discovered an amazing fact. If you, as Arnica often does, suffer from "the stinks" (a condition where your farts smell like an atomic wind) you can just pass your gas freely because everyone will think the smell is coming from one of the animals in the zoo. When Arnica was feeling particularly air-filled, he just convinced the crew he was with that yet another visit to the monkey exhibit was in order. The crew started to think Arnica had a strange fascination with monkeys. He does but that is a different post.

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