That won't cut it

In the master bathroom of the master bedroom of the Arnica compound sits a pair of small scissors on a shelf. These small scissors move, from time to time, from one side of the shelf to the other, to a drawer, to next to the sink.

Arnica has never used these scissors and this is because of two reasons, first, Arnica doesn't have anything to trim (he likes his beard as it is and prefers to yank his nose hairs with his finger nails), and secondly, although Arnica doesn't know what purpose these scissors serve, he does have an idea.

Husbands, if you see a new pair of scissors on your bathroom counter and decide now would be a good time to trim your beard or cut some nose hairs, go out and buy your own pair of scissors and tuck them away when you are done.