Thursday, May 15

Great news

Shania Twain has split from her husband of 14 years, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange.

Mutt Lange is the producer responsible for the greatest album ever, Back in Black. No doubt, he is a great producer, and now he is single. Yummy.

Now all Arnica has to do is get him to marry Arnica, so that Mutt can produce Arnica's records and reinvent Arnica and make Arnica sound better than he is, and make Arnica's music sell a million copies and make Arnica a music god so big that Arnica will get his own Maybelline Cosmetic endorsement. Kinda like what he did for Shanaynay.

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