Between what?

Double Creme Betweens
Originally uploaded by paulandstorm

Well, this isn't so bad. The name they were testing for a while that almost made it but was rejected at the last minute was, "Jizz on a cracker."

Researchers found that name to be too confusing since the name was very similar to their flagship product, "Poop with flex of corn on a cracker."

Gawd, those were the days—when you would go to the grocery store with your mom, get put in the little kid seat of the cart, stroll by the cookie aisle and beg her for Poop with flex of corn on a cracker, now with calcium.