This site is dedicated—like Arnica is dedicated to scrambled cable porn (lots of work but unavoidably fruitless)—to those models in catalogs and on websites with headsets on, trying to look like they are the ones who answer the phones when you call your favorite never-functioning-correctly service provider to complain about not being able to unscrambled the porn.*
Wow, this site is like porn, but without the porn.
*Ladies and Gentlemen, that was one sentence. Arnica is just THAT good.