Sour apples

Furkle you, Apple people—for charging money for your thingy, and for not lobbying President Hussein to include your thingy in his stimulation package so that every American, great and small, could receive his own, just like that chicken in every pot that some politician promised years ago but has yet to deliver.

Oh, wait. Ants, sugar, salt...

Dear Apple people, give Arnica eine thingy, for he greatly deserves it and greatly wants it.