Well, she should be sorry.

Portia De Rossi's "event" effected Arnica in an adverse way. Ever since her marriage, Arnica has had to include Ellen DeGeneres in his Portia De Rossi fantasies. It's horrible. Arnica closes his eyes, imagines the lovely Portia dancing in front of him, and there she is, next to Portia, telling jokes while Portia gyrates and Arnica gawks. It's awful (at first).

Damn you Ellen, and Damn you California Supreme court for declaring Prop 8 unconstitutional. They did do that, right? No? DAMN YOU, ELLEN!