Monday, February 4

right as usual


This is probably old SPAM to most but it is fresh to Arnica.

According to the SPAM i just received:

If you see this lady turning clockwise, you are using your right brain. If you see it the other way, you are using left brain.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS:
uses logic,detail oriented, facts rule,words and language, present and past,math and science, can comprehend, knowing, acknowledges, order/pattern perception, knows object name, reality based, forms strategies, practical, safe.

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS:
"big picture" oriented, imagination rules, symbols and images, can "get it" (i.e. meaning), risk taking, much smarter, much handsomer, less zits as a teen, bigger penis with ribbing for her pleasure, richer, zestier, more regular, better ability to beatbox while eating crackers, ability to satisfy a woman like no other and especially better than those mouth breathing left-brainers.

In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while down playing the right-brain ones.


Try as Arnica might, he cannot get the hot chick with the nice boobies and fine back-end to turn in any direction other than clockwise.
This may explain the cumulative 1.9 GPA Arnica received after 13 years of attendance at St. G-Spot Highschool (the name of the school is fake but the GPA is all real).

1 comment:

Arnica Montana said...

what does this mean. Someone has showed me how to get her to turn the other way by focusing on something to the side while she twirls. it worked. i can now see her twirl counter clockwise. now i can only see her twirl counter clockwise. did i, all of a sudden, turn left brained. Will i now be more logical.