This is probably old SPAM to most but it is fresh to Arnica.
According to the SPAM i just received:
If you see this lady turning clockwise, you are using your right brain. If you see it the other way, you are using left brain.
LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS:
uses logic,detail oriented, facts rule,words and language, present and past,math and science, can comprehend, knowing, acknowledges, order/pattern perception, knows object name, reality based, forms strategies, practical, safe.
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS:
"big picture" oriented, imagination rules, symbols and images, can "get it" (i.e. meaning), risk taking, much smarter, much handsomer, less zits as a teen, bigger penis with ribbing for her pleasure, richer, zestier, more regular, better ability to beatbox while eating crackers, ability to satisfy a woman like no other and especially better than those mouth breathing left-brainers.
In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while down playing the right-brain ones.
Try as Arnica might, he cannot get the hot chick with the nice boobies and fine back-end to turn in any direction other than clockwise.
This may explain the cumulative 1.9 GPA Arnica received after 13 years of attendance at St. G-Spot Highschool (the name of the school is fake but the GPA is all real).
Monday, February 4
right as usual
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what does this mean. Someone has showed me how to get her to turn the other way by focusing on something to the side while she twirls. it worked. i can now see her twirl counter clockwise. now i can only see her twirl counter clockwise. did i, all of a sudden, turn left brained. Will i now be more logical.
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