Wednesday, April 30

don't hold your breath

Today, it is being falsely reported that, master of the "what the fuck is he doing that for" brand of illusions, David Blane has held his breath for over 17 minutes. This is being reported as some sort of new world record.

Arnica thinks not. There are a "handful" of Americans who have been holding their breath for about seven years, and they have about seven months left.

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