Tattoos have jumped the shark

Arther Fonzarelli has just crashed into the bails of hay and given the thumbs up, as Joannie sheds a tear, just before she runs off to join Leather Tuskadero's band.

But Arnica digresses. Arnica has a series of moles on his back, currently covered by gray back hair, that when connected with a marker, looks much like CNN host Anderson Cooper.